How to Be a Cute Chick and Make People Do What You Want Them to Do With Your Sex Appeal
When I was a kid, about the same time the following episode of Adam-12 was on TV, my father came home from work and said, “I told her not to buy the hot little red sports car.”
My mother inquired as to what he meant, and he explained that his secretary had purchased a hot little red sports car, and he warned her that she’d get pulled over right away, and again and again, by the cops. And that morning, she was late for work because she was, indeed, pulled over.
I didn’t understand that, and I don’t understand this:
But I’m certainly glad the TV taught me how to be cute and get whatever I want just by using a big bright smile and a cute little dog! Or perhaps the right pair of shoes…
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